Biology class

There's a cheeky dude at the back of biology class. Since us girls always sit in front, the guys were forced to sit at the back. But yeah, there's this one guy. Kalau menjawab, memang cheeky. I don't know which one of those guys yang menjawab, but really... He's always answering things that didn't need answers, and always in a not-so-loud but loud enough voice.

Situation 1:

Sir (regarding biology report): "Sir nak you all stapler siap-siap all the kertas, tapi jgn stapler kat atas je, buat mcm buku. Staple the side, jadi booklet."

Cheeky guy: "Sir, nak bind skali?"

Situation 2:

Sir (telling us about himself as a student): "Sir dulu was the only guy who sat in front among the girls. Tak payah malu2, nak malu ape, kan?"

Cheeky guy (to the other guys): "Eh, jom dok depan!"

Situation 3:

Sir (telling a joke): "Sir dlu skolah kampung -- semua menda join skali, lembu pun ada."

Cheeky guy: "Moo!"

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Sir Mahathir's jokes were funny as hell -- another thing to share, I guess.

Regarding YouTube:

Sir: "I always search for things like amoeba or contractile vacuoles to watch on YouTube. Bila anak Sir mai, dia tanya, 'Pak, apa tuh??', Sir jawab, 'Paramecium...!'. Dia tanya lagi, 'Apa tu pak??'. Sir jawab... 'Paramecium! Dia boleh kalahkan...Naruto!' "

Regarding Lysosome:

Sir: "So the function of lysosome in a cell is to digest food particles or dead organelles."

Sir: *draws a circle with chlamydomonas inside a cel* *draws another circle near it, the lysosome*

Sir: "Apa si chlamydomonas ni buat bila dia nampak lysosome dah mai dekat dia? Nak mati dah ni."

Class: "Dia mengucap!"

Sir: "Aah, betul. Dia mengucap. Lain? Dia buat apa lagi?"

Class: *doesn't know the answer*

Sir: "...Dia campak handphone dia keluar, kasi selamat daripada lysosome."

*draws handphone being thrown out of cell*

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Like seriously, WTH campak handphone keluar?? XD

Haha, yeah.