Edward Cullen VS John Seward

And I'm telling you now, John Seward wins, hands down.

Guess what? I don't think Bram Stoker wrote any descriptions of Dr. Seward's appearance. At all. And yet, I already like him so much. He is the administrator of an insane asylum not far from Count Dracula's first English home, Carfax Abbey. His old professor is Abraham Van Helsing.

In Dracula, a character named Lucy Westenra was proposed by three men on the same day: Arthur Holmwood, Quincey Morris, and our dashing doctor, John Seward. Lucy accepted Arthur's proposal, but remained friends with her other two suitors.

What made me love Dr. Seward is the way he sacrificed himself for Lucy when the latter fell ill. It's just so tragic and sweet, ya know? Simple, plain fluff~

So Stephenie Meyer dear, obviously you tried too hard. You know how things get awful when you try too hard, don't you? Your oh-so-handsome God-like sparkling Eddiekins is nothing compared to our asylum administrator. 8)

I guess you do suck at writing a love story. My gosh, Dracula isn't even focused on romantic relationships between its characters! It's a horror story, and yet it's got more romance in it...

You DO suck, Stephenie Meyer. Tsk tsk.

Okay, back to my book!! XD